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Reminds me of a friend's bachelor party when I was young.
We were in a kitchen. The dancer was getting pretty exotic, and in a drunken stupor, I grabbed a carrot, stuck it through my pants, and got on the floor.
Interestingly, she mounted it, and ground away.
To this day, I can remember the swaying hips, the breast, and the flying hair and naked skin...
It was like we were doing it-
Yet no feeling....
Why? It was only a carrot. That's why.
(forrest gump voice) ...And that is all I have to say about that (former 951 owner).
Last edited by LEAKYSEALS951; 02-05-2016 at 06:30 PM..
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