My favorite story about Benny was about booze. I had just started drinking and had a Screwdriver and thought that was pretty good. The liquor stores in Alabama were all state owned and have a horrible inventory.
Anyway I saw orange flavored Vodka as a choice. I figured it might taste like a Screwdriver. Boy was I wrong. It was horrible and I could not drink it. I just gave it to Benny. Tee next week I asked how he liked that stuff. His reply it was it was "just right" and I asked what he meant by that.
He replied that "if it was any better I would have not have given it to him and if it was any worse he could not have drunk it"
I have always loved that response.