[RKDinOKC]

Is this weird?

My kitchen and dining room is decorated with chickens. Chicken pictures, chicken pottery, chicken dinnerware, chicken glass bowls, chicken curtains, chicken place mats, chicken tea towels, chicken hot pads, chicken figurines, chicken bock ends, the cabinet knobs are even chickens. There is even a plaque on the wall with a chicken on it that says "This chick has had it!"

I even have material to make new matching chicken and chicken wire drapes, table cloth, chair cushion covers etc.

The summer I was 5 my sister came to visit for the summer and painted 2 big pictures in oils for Mom. One was of a rooster, the other of a hen. They fit perfectly on a wall over a bureau. The chicken collecting started with those. When Mom died my sister took the two chicken paintings and 2 other pictures she painted to lean against the wall in her basement with the rest of the stuff she doesn't actually use. Now I got this huge chicken menagerie with a big blank spot where the king and queen used to be. Over the years of living here with the small earth quakes several of the chicken figurines and book ends have committed suicide off the plate rack. Hope there isn't some kind of chicken coo.

I am NOT a decorator and have no idea how to decorate the kitchen or what to do with all the freaking chickens.

All I know is I don't really like chicken and rarely cook or eat it yet the kitchen is full of them!