I finally had to comment on this thread:
"I'm a license plate pressing mother f***er" - Richard Pryor
Been years since I'd heard this so I had to google it...if profanity or the N-word offend you don't bother (wino and the junkie). I laughed my azz off one more time....thanks Richard
I remember going to see RP's live concert movie late one night in the seventies with a bunch of hs buddies. Theater was packed...half white, half black and it was a hoot....hilarity ensued