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Originally Posted by HHI944
No, I just looked at him like he was retarded and tried to keep myself from slapping him.
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Slapping a cop is NEVER a good idea. If if he is stupid. Especially when he does have a gun and a radio.
Back when I was a kid and living on base we rode our bikes everywhere. The typical Air Force private that was too stupid to do any other job was given a patrol vehicle and made a AP (Air Patrolman) if they were too stupid for that they were made a cook, and if too stupid for that an orderly at the hospital.
The base theater was across the base from our quarters and they did not allow kids to leave bikes at the theater so we had to walk.
Mom and dad were cruel and mean and would not drive us the mile to the theater. They gave us the 50 cents for the ticket and some popcorn and a soda but were too mean to drive us. Several of he kids in our neighborhood would walk together. We figured out if 4 or 5 boys point at the AP and start running they would come over and take us to the AP station. It was just a very lucky coincidence that it was right next door to the movie theater.
They would walk us in the station and the Sargent behind the desk would stop the cop and say "let me guess, they were running for no reason" and of course all the boys would grin. The Sargent of course knew all we wanted was a ride to the theater. They did not want to do paperwork on a bunch of officer's kids that had done nothing at all but run. We always had to walk home.
They fell for it dozens of times.