[nostatic]

CK:"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
S:"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
CK:"Not right now."
S:"A girl's gotta have her standards. "

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?











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