[Crowbob]

If I bring something home (groceries excluded) something goes away. However, my daughter did point out to me more than once that the shirt I was wearing was older than she was.

I do have a complete walk-in closet full of brand new clothes I've never worn. Another closet is full of suits that I haven't touched since I permanently fired all the bosses I've ever had more than 5 years ago. I've got a stack of Levi's neatly folded with the tags still attached and numerous pairs of various types of gloves still connected to each other by that little plastic strap thing.

A couple of cupboards in my kitchen are completely empty.

I still have the boxes my very first stereo came in (molded styrofoam included) that I bought in 1972.

Am I sick?