[Oh Haha]

The vending guys would go out every year around Christmas to different bars and strip clubs.
The year I was single they decided it would "fun" to get me a private dance. The gal was dressed like Britney Spears and looked smokin' on stage. When she got to the table she was less than that. I declined the dance.

We used to go to Canada when border crossing was easy to see the full show. Here in MI they cannot serve alcohol and have completely nude dancers. No such rules over there.

Like others have stated, I didn't care to get too close.