[RKDinOKC]

Went to what was supposed to be a nice club several years ago only because that is what the group I was with wanted to do.

1.) The smell was horrible. Lets just say it did NOT smell like women's perfume or lady parts, I could have handled that. The place smelled like semen.

2.) The girls weren't that hot looking. Not even the girl announced as the best show if the night. The only reason I could figure she was the best was because she wore a cowboy hat and came out dressed in chaps had big tits and a big butt.

3.) If it wasn't smokey enough they would pump more out on stage. Maybe they should have used some vap stuff in the smoke to perfume up the place.

4.) There was an ATM that according to the sign on it dispensed dollar bills.

5.) Nothing going around doing lap dances was anything I wanted to get that close to. Even the girls that just came from doing their stage show. And they were each escorted by 2 bouncers.

There was enough room comparing the building size and the size of the area inside for private rooms somewhere, but never saw any sort of way to get to them, or anyone pairing up with a girl and disappearing while we were there.

The best thing about it was our group leaving after only 2 of the girls did their on stage routines.

Maybe if I had been a LOT drunker and wearing lots of cologne it would have been different.

Had a much better experience when I was 17. Went with my older cousin to see her brothers band play. It was at a bar that was taken over by a Biker gang. It looked like a dump. The only reason be got past the big biker dude at the door was because of my cousin in the band. Once inside I remember being shocked at how nice, clean, and well lit it was. There were girls that were actually good looking dancing necked at several places around place. Thought that was illegal in OK. The only seedy looking part was the bikers themselves and they looked pretty scarey too. Overall it was much nicer than the club mentioned above.

From the looks we were getting from the bikers I thought both me me and the cousin I came in with were going to get beat up and raped. My cousin in the band asked me to do some artwork for their bass drum. Their band was called The Wizards and they wanted a wizard with skulls and snakes and stuff on their drum. About half way though the design for the drum some of the bikers saw it and liked it. They immediately wanted me to draw skulls and dragons and necked women and stuff they could either get a tattoo from or put on their bikes. I did several. One of the necked dancers posed for a tattoo drawing. They all decided I was cool and treated us like part of the group. Pretty sure both my cousin and his sister were relieved. Won't say how they paid me, but I could not refuse and did enjoy the experience.