"All four tires are brand-new, made by Goodyear with white rims and aluminum wheels."
I'm afraid I don't quite understand that... uh... fully. But nevermind, dude. I don't think you do, either.
I wish one of you guys who is close enough would go take this thing for a test drive, pretend the accelerator linkage gets stuck at close to WOT while approaching a bridge abutment, and put it out of its misery.