[Hendog]

Bob moves out to the country onto a large acreage. One day he goes out to hunt ducks form his marsh. He tracks one as it flies over and lets a shot go. The bird falls out of the sky and lands to the ground. Now Leroy, his neighbor is out on his land and sees the duck fall from the sky to the ground. Leroy comes running to the site of the kill and claims the bird landed on his property.

“That’s my duck!” Claims Leroy

“How so? I shot it out of the sky!”

“Maybe so, but it landed on my land.”

“I don’t understand how that makes any difference. I shot it. It’s mine!”

“Look, ‘round here we have a way to settle these things. We call it ‘Hoofin’!”

“What the heck is Hoofin?!”

“That’s where we take turns hoofin’ each other in the nuts until one guy gives in”

Bob’s never heard of this before, but being new to the country and its’ ways he figures he can take a kick in the groin as good as he can give it!
“Allright then!” declares Bob. “Let’s settle this the Hoofin’ way!”

Leroy instructs Bob: “I’m makin’ the claim on my land, so ‘round here my claim, my land, I go first”.

Bob readies himself for the kick… Leroy winds up, kicks Bob in the nuts with all his might, and he goes down hard; on his knees, over on his side, holding his groin and moaning in pain. A while goes by when Bob finally gets his breath and manages to get back on his feet.

Now with revenge in sight Bob moves to get a good footing: “All right! My turn!”

Leroy: “Nah… keep the duck”