[dafischer]

I was walking through the city the other day and came upon an "Islamic Book Store."

Wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, I went in. As I was looking around, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. So I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "F**k off, get out and stay out!

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”