[stomachmonkey]

There are two types of British car, the ones that run and the ones that don't.

I've never seen anyone sell the first kind.

I had one.

Used to have to turn the defroster on to get the driver side headlight to work.

Had it in the driveway one day, turned my back on it for a minute, when I looked back the ****ing windshield had spontaneously cracked.