[Robert Coats]

An elderly woman who never married but made a fortune for herself finally decided she wanted the company of a man. She insisted he be close to her age, but had to be a virgin. She hired a team of investigators and matchmakers, and after months of searching, they had the guy.

He was a recluse in Australia, and after some discussions, agreed to meet the woman and they developed a relationship. After a few weeks, she popped the question, and he agreed to marry her. On the honeymoon, she excused herself into the bathroom to change, and heard some noise from the bedroom area.

When she came out, the old guy had moved all the furniture up against the walls and there was a large open space in the middle of the room. He was standing in the middle, stark naked and fully aroused.

The old woman could not believe what she was seeing..."What the hell are you doing?" she cried.

He responded, "Well, like I told your guys, I have never had sex with a woman, but if it anything like a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"