[Crowbob]

Ano and Wayno were brothers up in da UP of Michigan. The Antilla brothers of Ishpeming. One was da volunteer fire chief but nobody really knew which one.

Anywho, dere was dis big fire up in Ishpeming. A rich guy's building was burning that had a lotta important drawings and contracts and stuff in it. All the fire departments from all over were fighting da big fire but losing the battle. The rich guy says, I'll give $10,000 dollars to whoever puts out this fire and saves my important papers!

Den allofasudden Ano and Wayno, the Antilla brothers of Ishpeming come racing down the road in their decrepit old fire truck. They crashed through the barriers and drove right into the middle of the huge conflagration.

With alotta yellin' and screamin' and who knows what all Ano and Wayno finally put out the fire and saved the papers.

After the fire, Ano and Wayno, the Antilla brothers from Ishpeming, were sittin on a log all exhausted and smokey and covered with soot so the local TV guy goes up to Ano and says, you are heroes, what are you going to do with the money?

Ano says I don't know, ask my brother Wayno here.

So Wayno looks up and says, well da first ting were gonna do is fix da ****ing brakes on dat ****ing truck!