Working on our room today. Why is it at the time, extra Sheetrock screws sounds like a good idea? Right up to the point of having to fill all of those little bastards...
Fired the local handyman I hired to give me a hand. His claimed 40 years of rocking proved to be worth "dick". I knew nothing about rocking but enough to know when things were done wrong. Four sheets replaced and numerous incorrect cuts later, I told him to gather his tools and GTFO!
Just a few examples:

Not what I'd expect from a veteran rock guy.
By the way, it was my fault the mistakes were made, per him. I didn't pay someone to argue with.
It reminded me of the Monty Python skit where John Cleese pays to argue.
Sent via Jedi mind trick by the cat