[Craig T]

I dropped my wife off at Tire Man in Thousand Oaks to pick up her car after getting new tires for her 997. When she got in she saw the invoice on the front seat...$1800+. She got home and confronted me with her serious face and said...

Wife: "$1800 for tires! Is that what you're spending on those race car tires that get dropped off every month!!!???"
Me: "Not even close Baby. Race car tires don't have any tread or steel belts, and don't require DOT approval. They're only good for one weekend, not 30,000 miles. They're cheap".
Wife: "Oh, that makes sense"

Once again, all was well on the home front.