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met a married couple for dinner.

pulled into a garage at the same time. he was backing his Tundra into a spot and his wife got out to help him back in. they were slowly going back she said.."slow..slow, you have about a foot left"..he inches back and makes contact..he jumps out and says, "i thought you said i had a foot left!!"

she said.."well, i get confused, you said "this" was six inches" (she had her fingers about 3" apart)

we laughed...and then i had to explain it to my G-rated wife.