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You eat like a girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but...
well, yeah there is. It sucks.
In the last week, I have eaten:
a HUGE* ribeye, rare plus.
mashed potatoes, made in honor of Joel Robuchon
pizza, loaded with meat
copious amounts of tapenade, on baguette slices
a considerable quantity of blue cheese
an entire batch of lemon touilles
chicken with black bean sauce, twice
carnitas and barbacoa tacos, from the Mexican side of town
several large batches of guacamole and chips
popcorn
assorted IPA's, Italian red wines, gin and tonics
I could admit that I also ate some Brussels sprouts, but I'd have to disclose that I braised them in heavy cream, so that sort of negates the point of claiming them...
Near as I can tell, I haven't picked up any weight. Certainly, I did not have a heart attack and die.
You live where better food is available, 24/7. Avail thyself of some of it.
JR
*1.75 pounds
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