The things "they" come up with:
I had to buy a new pool vacuum head so we ran up to KMart. The youngster behind the counter swipes the piece and asks for my birthdate.
She, of course, had no clue why she needed the date but says "it" is asking for one.
I gave her the date and commented about how I didn't realize meth makers were using pool vacuums to make it nowdays.
