Wait till you get the GoPro up your wang, makes a colonoscopy seem like a tempting menu item in Bankok.
As you stare unbelieving at the 20oz Pepsi bottle sized lump they tell you is about to be forced up your unforcible you chuckle uncomfortably in disbelief. This levity is soon replaced by amazement as this bastard actually makes its way in the the business end of Mr Wiggly. The euphoria of that amazement soon wears off when your informed "ok, this is going to hurt some now that I have to power it past your urinary sphincter muscle".
"Pardon? "Your going to *power* what past my what now? What does that mean?"...."Oh good Lord stop...sweet fancy Moses the humanity!"
Then you're done...Hope you all enjoy yours as much as I did
