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Originally Posted by Baz
Women are machines.......the sooner you realize that the better you will understand them....and how to handle yourself properly in a relationship.
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Are you serious? Where is your $19.95 video on how to handle the woman "Machine". I call horse pucky.
After three failed marriages, with two of the three wanting me back, I can at least rub one out tonight without fear of getting caught. Dirt cheap.
Then I will eat a bloomin' farkin onion with spicy ranch and a couple of Klondikes.
To hell with eating figurative dog poop to make some nut with a rubber butt happy.