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Many past relationships but never married now at 53. One of the more memorable ones was a woman with a 21 year old daughter that had been married twice; daughter from the first marriage. This woman and her daughter lived together but absolutely hated each other. The drama was endless. So at 21, the daughter gets married and bans the mother from the rehearsal dinner. Apparently the fact that the daughter had previously slept with the best man was too much to risk the night before the wedding. Never could figure out the hate between those two.
Then one day, driving down the road with the girlfriend, for some reason I ask her about her second husband from 10 years ago. Deceased. Apparently, when the daughter was 11 he was accused of molesting her. Mother and daughter approach police and lay out the story. Police say they will call call him and tell them the wife and daughter were in a car wreck and he needs to come down to the station. He shows up, gets charged and makes bail.
Next day husband #2 is found sitting in his truck in a remote wilderness area. Wildlife officer pulls up to see what is going on and husband #2 puts a gun to his head. Before the officer gets to him, he pulls the trigger.
That doesn't do it so he pulls the trigger once more.
Now with 2 bullets in the head he manages to once again pull the trigger and add a third.
Did I mention that Husband #1, father of the daughter, was the local Fire Chief?
Wasn't long after, I flat out walked out of that relationship. This woman was absolutely nuts and I was convinced she had blood on her hands. 2 years later she marries another dude. 10 years go by, both of us in the same community never having a run in and then one night enjoying a Chinese buffet she walks up to me in the dim light to speak. How you doing, yeah, fine, bye.
I couldn't finish my egg drop soup before my cell phone makes a tone and notice she has sent me a facebook friend request from the parking lot. Yeah right. I didn't even care enough to have my own Sam Kinison moment.
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