[Bill Douglas]

My uncle had a Ferrari that he didn't have much luck with either. In it's first week of ownership he drove out to his friend's farm to show off the new car. After him and his buddy finished their coffees they went outside to admire the car and found the farmer's pet goats climbing around on it. Then after a paintjob he went to see a physio in one of those small white trash towns that you get around the place. When he came out someone had scratched the word Wan*** on it. Quite correct but nevertheless needless vandalism.