I got a buddy with 2 teenage daughters. The older one just graduated high school, top of the class, a year early. She needed a car, so we made a deal on one of my Subaru Legacy Outbacks. I reminded him that the rear seats fold forward and makes for a large area in the back, wink wink nod nod. He said he was going to tape a picture of his ugly face to the headliner in the back seat area.
Then the rear tailgate got stuck closed. I showed him the secret trick to get it open. He was happy. She was thrilled.
Then the dummy bought a used Mazda wagon for the other daughter that just got her license. I think he wants grandchildren.
