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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
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New Events for Rio:
1) Competitive Mugging
2) Spectator Grandstand Roulette (will your section collapse?)
3) The hurdles will be replaced with a live-action version of the video game Pitfall. Contestants will have to jump over zika-infested puddles, pits full of live wires, and the occasional alligator for good measure.
4) Competitive Corruption - who can extract the most money from the games for personal benefit before it gets noticed?
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
-Chris
"There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security."
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