[Porsche-O-Phile]

I have a half acre. No way. Too much damn work. Between leaves, lawns, weeds, trees and all the rest there's no way. And that's just a half acre. I've spent the last five years cutting down trees, clearing brush and garbage plant matter, getting rid of leaves to eliminate mosquito breeding grounds I don't ever want to do it again. The one upside is I've added a wood boiler and I will (or whoever buys the place will) have at least a couple of winters of totally free heating if they want to. All the chopped down / cut up trees will help and now the lot is much sunnier and open, but what a hellluva road to get to this point.

Can't wait to move out of here and get myself a little townhouse somewhere warm. I'm done with this kind of nonsense. I get no enjoyment whatsoever from it!