[sammyg2]

LOL sorry, reminded me of this:

LAERTES: Father, my ship sails at the tide.

POLONIUS: A monent, my son, for I have something to
tell you.

LAERTES: But I ask only for my allowance.

POLONIUS:
Ah, but I shall give you something far more available:
advice.

LAERTES:
Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris
with advice?

POLONIUS: Paris is a wild and wicked town. And you are
but a young and innocent boy.

LAERTES:
(To audience) Oh, could I tell him a few stories.

POLONIUS: Heed my words, Laertes, and you’ll be safe.

LAERTES: (Unless I listen, I won’t get my spending money.
So I’ll listen.

POLONIUS: (Sings to the Toréador's song from the opera Carmen) Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this
good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just
one other thing you ought to do. To thine own self be true.

[Enter entire cast]
ALL:
(Sing)
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt;
Think twice, and take this good advice from me,
Guard that old solvency.
There’s just one other thing you ought to do,
To thine own self be true.