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I think my Porsche is on the same "list".
I was donating 100 lbs of dog food to the local SPCA shelter. I somehow fit 2 50 lbs bags of Purina Dog Chow into my 911 and was inside their freaking building trying to give them the food when over the loudspeaker some bizzo cackles: "The person driving the GUN METAL BLUE Porsche - your dog is left in your car and we can break your windows to let it out".
I was like: "really. Try it. My dog will bite your face off. And which window, the windshield or the rear window, because the windows are wide open. As in all the way open".
I told them that I would not be donating any more dog food to their collective ungrateful ass. The hippie lady behind the counter told me that I'm making the dogs suffer because of it. I told her that she's making my eyes suffer from looking at her and all of humanity is suffering because of her inability to act like one, rather than some sort of robot.
And by the way, it was probably around Feb March, so 65F outside ambient temps.
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