Uh-oh. Wifey just came home. She hasn't been feeling well so she MUST be sick. Nothing serious, mostly her allergies and a sinus infection. It takes her out when it gets bad.
Neighbor asked me to mow her lawn today. I offered both kids the opportunity to help and make money but they both declined. I could make them but instead I'll just complain later how much my knee hurts and make them feel bad for not helping dear old dad.