[lateapex911]

Cars:

Are ready (usually) when you want to drive them.
Wait patiently and quietly in the garage.
If chosen properly, age gracefully.
Require your time ONLY when you deem to give it.
Can be put aside when other priorities come up, or when you get sick of them.
Can be sold, and won't milk you for huge sums years after they are gone.
Hold their value.
Are always fun to drive, and are cheaper than shrinks for what ails your mind.
Actually take you places.


Women:

Are never ready when you are, and look no better when they actually are ready.
Are often impatient. "Why do you have to work so much?"
Look great when you first meet them, but gravity has a way of.....
Always want more time. For "talking", shopping, big $ vacations, "Why don't we go to Monaco for the weekend??"
Want to talk even more than normal when you get sick of them.
Rarely bring cash value into the relationship.
Always take boatloads of cash when the relationship is over, and require the services of top dollar lawyers just to hand the money (which they rarely earn) to them.
Can drive you crazy, so you end up seeing a shrink.
Will drive you to the shrink in the car you bought them.


Perhaps I'm jaded, but living in Fairfield County CT, (the east coast equivilent ot Laguna Niguel) I've seen what happens.

Sorry for your troubles....but I started reading this thread and didn't see the date...in my mind I thought "Oh no... this is trouble"...then I noticed the date and the fact that the whole story unfolds. And I'm shocked, even though I "predicted" it!

Good luck with any new relationships!