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Dear (kid),

It was so sweet of you to think of me as someone who might assist you in your dilemma. Since we live in Colorado, perhaps you can give me a bit of of what you've been smoking and I will bake you some delicious brownies as I hate to see young people damage their lungs.

As far as the cars, none of them are really "available." I drive the Panamera, Mr. Gogar drives the Jag, the Rover is really too complex for a new driver, and the BMW has a sound system that allows Mr. Gogar to block out the noise of a lacrosse ball hitting the side of a house.

Again, it was sweet of you to have me in mind, but I'm afraid that Craigslist might be a better source for your transportation needs. Congratulations on your newly acquired driving privilege.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Gogar