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Originally Posted by gogar
dear kid:
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Dear Mr/Ms Gogar,
After considerable deliberation, I have formulated a proposal that might be of interest.
I recommend you give ME this Jag. I will give the kid my old moped. As a grown adult, I will maintain the car responsibly.
Additional reasons why I (and not the kid) should get the Jag.
1. I will maintain the car with fully synthetic everything.
2. I can afford upkeep- such as new tires.
3. I can afford proper insurance. He cannot
4. I can afford the local taxes on it. The taxes from this car alone will float our local
rural high school for an entire year. Give this to the kid, and he will wrap it around a tree. Give it to me, and an ENTIRE class of children will go to college and be successful. At least one of those kids will either find a cure for cancer or become president.
5. I have a garage.
In addition, I will even fly to your house to pick it up and take you all out for a first class dinner.
Sincerely,
Ron