[Oh Haha]

I guess I'm sort of a slacker in that case.

The 911 got the full wheels off treatment a couple times per season but it didn't see dirt roads or much rain so it was pretty easy.

I do keep the DDs clean but not the same way. I did install new rear shocks on the Suquinox a few weeks ago and they were white. Everytime I looked at it they looked like white tube socks with a dark suit. I couldn't stand it any longer and painted them black last Friday. Much better.

Found out the dude went on a bender and was out for 2 days. MIL fired him this morning and I took his tools over to the widow's place so she can fire him, too. Apparently, he has an alkyhol problem.