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An old fellow was telling his barber it had been years since he had a good shave, since his cheeks were so wrinkled.
"No problem. "Said the barber and pulled a small wooden ball from a drawer. "Put this in your cheek."
With the ball to stretch his cheek the old fellow received the best shave in years. As he prepared to go, he inquired of the barber,
"That was a pretty small ball. What would you do if I swallowed it?"
"No problem, "replied the barber, "I 'd just wait a couple of days for you to bring it back, like everyone else. "
Best
Les
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Best
Les
My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car.
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