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A thief
> in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
>
>
After
careful
> planning, he
>
> got past
>
> security,
>
> stole the
>
> paintings and
>
> made it safely to his van.
>
> However, he
> was captured
>
> only two
> blocks away
>
> when his van
> ran out of
> gas.
>
When
> asked how he
> could
> mastermind
such a crime
>
and then make
>
such an
>
obvious error,
he replied,
"Monsieur,
> that is the
> reason I stole
>
> the
> paintings.”
>
>
> "I
> had no Monet
>
>
> to
>
> buy Degas
>
>
>
> to
>
> make the Van
>
> Gogh.”
>
> See
if you have
>De
> Gaulle to
send this on to someone else.
>
> sent it to you
> because I
> figured I had
> nothing
> Toulouse.
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