I had the wife call the fire dept. as I was indisposed.
Being basically lazy, I just laid there.
3 nice fellas showed up with lights a flashing & picked my sorry ass up. The old bod was OK except for multiple abrasions....scrabbling around on the ground is hazardous and your dignity has already flown the coop.
Their response time was pretty damn good.
Is more of this crap to be expected?