I am here. Back on a Monday morning.
I had a skin tag on the side of my leg that I clipped off myself. The sucker did not hurt much but I bled like a stuck pig. The last tag I had removed I had my doc do. It did the pain numbing bit and than cut it off and and cauterized with a neat gadget. Just nothing like the smell of my burning skin.
When I was circumcised it really mess me up. I couldn't walk or talk for over a year! And it was a many long years before I could have sex.