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Yeah, you definitely gotta get that bra off. That thing wants to blast down the road, not caring if it hits bugs, pebbles, birds, other critters, or mufflers falling out from beneath old pickups.
It is alive and it wants to live and run free in the wind. It doesn't care if the paint on its nose is chipped up a bit or if it gets dirty or smelly or scares people by making a lot of noise.
Submit to its will and enjoy the ride, but don't try to pamper it with soap and water or it will die. Sideswipe one of those silly ricerfartmobiles once in awhile, too.
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- John
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
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