[Zeke]

A young girl walks into a beauty parlor ans sits down to wait for her appointment. As she sits, two much older patrons notice a colorful rose tatooed on the upper part of the young girl's breast. One of the older women leans over to the other and says in a low voice, "Little does she know that in time she will have a long stem rose." --Paraphrased from a recent Dear Abby column.