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Originally Posted by KC911
Or the worst Penthouse Letter ever...
Dear Penthouse,
A Smokin' hot sex kitten from my past just got back in contact with me.
The end.  |
Could be worse, he could have gone and it would be:
A Smokin' hot sex kitten from my past just got back in contact with me. Turns out she is now 486 pounds and more folds than an origami convention and skin like jerky...