[RKDinOKC]

Good Morning.

Figured out that earthquake we had the other morning.
It was early in the morning.
It was a shallow earthquake.
The weather radar recorded all the birds taking off.
Think too many sparrow's farted all at the same exact time!
And that woke up other sparrows causing them to fart as well.
That also explains why it was felt so far away, it was spreading at the speed of sparrow farts.