[Bill Douglas]

Not true - just a joke.

I was on the bus on the way home when I noticed a very attractive looking female in her early to mid twenties. And more to the point; she had noticed me. I thought "This would be a very nice way to spend the evening...", so I approached her slowly keeping good eye contact, smiling but not smiling too much. As I got close she stood up and offered me the seat thinking I was a geriatric.