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Originally Posted by john70t

Oh the huge manatee!
HAV304 300ft-long 'airship' unveiled in Britain is world's longest aircraft | Daily Mail Online
It can stay in air for 3 weeks and will be vital to delivering humanitarian aid
Its funders have included the Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson
The aircraft, due to fly later this year, is 70 per cent more environmentally friendly than a cargo plane and doesn’t need a runway to take off
Speed: 92 mph (148 km/hr)
Payload capacity: 22,050 lbs (10,000 kg)

AKA the flying bum.