[LEAKYSEALS951]

Sheeesh....

My wife and I are going out to dinner. She dressed up and asked me what I thought.
I did not ask her to ask me what I thought. She came to me, while I was sitting peacefully at the computer. She asked "Thoughts?" and stated "I have something else I can wear if this is no good."

In the time it took me to process all of this, .00001 milliseconds elapsed, more than enough to cast doubt on my opinion of the first dress. My impression of her first dress is that it was "fine." Knowing the word "fine" is a death sentence, this caused me further delay in my response. I could not think of a synonym quick enough.

I am in the dog house.