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Hahahaha.... some great responses here

This is one of the great things about being married to a Russian. They appreciate and expect blunt honesty. If you are wishy washy or fake, they'll tear into you like the weak man you are.

Mrs Motion usually models outfits for me nearly every day. She loves to dress up. When its time to pick shoes to match her outfit, she lines them up then tries each one on, and usually goes with my recommendation. Most of the time, I tell her she looks great and I tell her how lucky she is to have a husband like me, who appreciates her.

Sometimes I really don't care for what she's wearing, and I'll say things like, "You look like a babushka", "nice potato sack", "oh great, you're wearing the rags again", "those pants make your ass look big", "I can't be seen with you looking like that". You get the idea. She usually gives me a fake disgusted look, calls me a beyotch or something similar, or, she might fling some insults my way. I usually win, though, and she acquiesces to my input.

She's a keeper
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