The women's restroom is almost always the worst. I have clean up my share of public restroom crap blowouts.
Just this Sunday I cleaned **** up in the ladies room twice in 2 hours. Somehow they had managed to smear it on the front of the bowl, the rim, in the trash can, and on the outside of the door.
I was complaining to my wife, and she said if its not on the floor with change stuck in it to shut up.