I must say that I've learned a lot from you guys over the years....
...including what I view as classic one-liners!
Here's one:
"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you $$$!!"
My son likes that one. His GF and my wife...not so much!
So what other epic one-liners have you heard here?
(If a similar older thread exists, please do point it out.)
Cheerioh!