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New winner of the dumbest customer award!
One of my buddies used to spay yards for a living. Mostly for weeds, but he also sprayed for insects like grubs that skunks and armadillos will hunt for and dig up your yard looking for a meal.
One of his customers called after he had sprayed a yard in a expensive neighborhood. She was mad because she had toads. She said there were toads everywhere and that spray job did not get rid of them. He told her the spray was designed to NOT hurt toads. She said she wanted him to spray for the toads. He laughed and said NO. They will not spray for toads. Then he asked if he should spray to kill off those pesky Monarch Butterflies and maybe those mean honeybees and viscous hummingbirds and nasty songbirds. She was so mad she called the company and basically got the same reply. No business will spray to kill toads ya dumb broad.
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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