[fastfredracing]

My buddy Wayne got me real good today . I was working under an F 350. He was sitting next to me on my little roller seat bs'ng for a while The truck had no four wheel drive engagement , and I was testing the encoder motor, and wiring for the transfer case .
I went over to my computer to grab up a few wiring diagrams. I came back and jumped on my creeper and as I was pulling my self back under the truck, I see a huge rattlesnake wrapped around the driveshaft . Flippin' rubber snake. I suffered a cardiac arrest, banged my head , and tripped over myself trying to get the hell out from under there. I shrieked like a little girl.
He is still probably laughing ,that sob .
Got any good ones?